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Some not entirely true statements about the 23 Pope Johns.
Only nine Johns can be squeezed onto each shirt but a great big poster
of the whole sorry lot of them can be seen and purchased here.
He saved the baby! And consequently he’s adored by rabbits.
Not much is known about what went on during 1950 Australian Senate
Delegation visit to Indochina. All we know is that six of the senators are now
worshipped as saints in the highlands of central Vietnam.
Praying to the late Senator Ian Wood is said to help with toothache.
Senator Dorothy Tangney's speciality is removing obstacles, while prayers
to Senator Reg Wright can help with regional planning and drainage matters.
Did you know Melbourne’s Epping & Hurstbridge Lines
were named after this famous foundation garment emporium?
The first of a new range of painful puns. This particular burro
is an expert on Mexican meterology, and so his predictions are in °F.
This burro is the cousin of the original burro of meteorology.
As he is an expert on Australian meteorology, his predictions are in °C.
For many men, expressing their positive emotions is a challenge.
Why not practice and remember these signals? In case of strong positive emotions – retire to a safe distance and send the appropriate semaphore.
For many men, expressing their negative emotions is a challenge.
Why not practice and remember these signals? In case of strong negative emotions – retire to a safe distance and send the appropriate semaphore.
One of Australia's finest imaginary festivals, now in it's second entirely fictional year.
The flagship of the booming Cypriot car and washing-machine industry
in the 1970s, the Makarios III company seemed to be incapable of
putting a foot wrong. This purple patch came to an end with the Weasel.
Available in four levels of luxury (Handsome Goatherd, Sinister Boatman,
Proud Plutocrat and Romantic Duchess Plus, pictured here) it came in
one colour only – Panflute Green. All four shared the same basic chassis
which was unfortunately 4" too wide for any road in Cyprus.
Forget everything you thought you knew about Gumbleton motor cars.
Sure, they’re waterproof. Yes, in emergency situations they are edible.
But unlike the slightly flammable Thoraxes 1-4, the 5 is the new go-to sedan
for ocean crossings, stunt work or just shopping.
Lovingly assembled by the same illiterate Shropshire craftsmen since 1922.
